Let's face it, we all learned more history from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure than we did in all of high school. Plus I never spell Beethoven. (Bill Staring at Missy)Ted:"That's Your Mom dude."Ted:"Excuse me,when did the monguls rule China?Circle K cashier:"I don't know,I just work here."Bill and. Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie on daemmstatt.info. If you want 'em, better come and get 'em. He also said that if fail history, you flunk out of school. Be excellent to each other! Sie suchen nach Napoleon und werden in einem Freizeitbad fündig. Way to go, egghead! Dude, you gotta have a poker face, like me. Sometimes, even the most simple of minds can produce the most thoughtful of wisdom. What are you talking about Yeah, all we need is one more speaker from medieval. Watch out for the horse crap, Ted. The water is clean. He said you're failing history.